Saturday, April 20, 2013

Scotland Day 1

You are in a maze of twisty little streets, all different.

Growing up I played the original Zork. Yup, text-only, "kill thief with sword", "It is dark, you might be eaten by a Grue...". One of the challenging parts of the game was mapping the dungeon. The hardest part of mapping was the maze. Each room simply said "You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike." Some rooms if you went out, say, the North side you came back into the same room and it didn't even tell you that you were looping. I gave up and cheated - the game included a book of cheats, including a map of the maze. I admit it, I used the map (only of the maze, though). OTHERwise, I beat the game the hard way.

I gave up on Glasgow before I even started. I downloaded a street map to my phone that would allow me to use its GPS to track me around. One way streets in a twisted mess are bad, but surely GPS would trump it? Not so much. The Scots know that silly American tourists come over and expect to be able to navigate with their GPS systems. So they trump them - with randomly dividing streets, and a profusion of no left/right turns signs (plus the odd 'no straight'). One intersection allowed neither a right nor a left turn onto a two-way street! To keep things interesting, either some of the pedestrians are suicidal or they have very good life insurance policies. People cross streets at random and assume cars will stop for them - smack in between two crosswalks, or at one with the 'don't walk' symbol lit. Driving on the left turns out not to be a big deal. Driving at all is the big deal.

After quite a few blocked routes, the odd wrong turn, and nearly killing someone, I did make it to the Barras; a street market held in amongst some antique/curio shops. I had been hoping for more touristy products and less aimed at the locals, but did find a few interesting things. I also picked up some biscuits (semi-sweet cookies, for the uninitiated). Yum. :-)

In the afternoon I once again took steering wheel in hand and braved the maze to visit one of the few remains of the Antonine Wall - the foundations of a Roman bath that was part of the fort at Bearsden. Despite the fact that the Antonine Wall (unlike the more famous and more southerly Hadrian's Wall) was only around for a short time the Romans built typically lasting works. One can still see much of the functional structure (stone ductwork, basically) of the baths. The Romans really knew how to build.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Scotland, Day 0

So, I just returned from a week and a half in Scotland. This was my first international trip (barring visits to Canada) since high school, and of course since 9/11 made all air travel more complicated.

In short, it was a blast. I long... there will be a bunch of posts forthcoming. :-)

Anyway, Scotland Day 0:

Unintentional Britishism of the day: 'join the queue' instead of 'line up.'

American Tourist (tm) move of the day: pushing "1" in the elevator and expecting to go to the ground floor.

The outbound flight was somewhat problematic - the plane was delayed six hours due to mechanical problems in Britain. British Airways did give us each a $19 (why $19 instead of a nice round $20?) coupon for airport food. Once we got on board things were nicer. The first leg was direct to Heathrow (London's primary airport) on a 747-400. In seat In Flight Entertainment included a selection of free movies (watched "Up" for the first time) and a 'where am I' flight tracking program that first thought we were going to Iceland then, about the time we went feet-dry over Scotland, thought we were going back to Seattle. Still, the food was tasty (dinner and breakfast) and BA includes liquor without additional charge. US airlines, please take note - OK, not of the delay, but of everything else.

Heathrow is a warren reminiscent of a RoboRalley mapboard. Just figuring out the right line to get in was more than mildly challenging at times.

British Customs wasn't satisfied to know that I was an engineer. They wanted to know what kind of engineer I was.
Through customs, I had to go through security again before getting on the hop to Glasgow. Perhaps I should have parachuted out when we flew over on the way to Heathrow. I can't really fault the Brits for putting people through security again; I don't trust the TSA to screen adequately, why should they?

Arrived at the hotel safely, and found a wrinkle I'd never encountered before. You have to insert your keycard into a card reader next to the main light switch and leave it there in order to operate anything requiring electrons in the room. I expect, given the general trend of other equipment in the room, this is intended as a power-saving measure since it means you WILL turn out the lights and such when you leave the room.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

My First Step into Politics?

OK, probably not, but still…

Volunteering to be a picket captain for a strike that didn’t happen apparently got me on SPEEA’s list of People Who Do Things. One of the Things we do when we’re not planning for a strike is have Council Representatives who represent specific districts (geographical concentrations of SPEEA members).

Council Rep is an unpaid position, and has almost no power. It somewhat unsurprising, then, that the union has trouble filling the slots. The Everett region has 29 districts with one to six representatives each (total of 59) for which we had 61 candidates. However, candidates must represent their own district. Eight of those districts don’t have enough candidates this year (four, including one with two seats, have none) and ten have more candidates than seats, the latter triggering an election. I’m in one of the remaining eleven districts that managed to have exactly as many candidates as seats, which means we (and the folks from the under-represented districts) will automatically get seated.

Now we get to the tiny shred of politics. I didn’t just throw my name in the hat on my own. One of the union staff called me and asked me to (see above note about People Who Do Things). In order to transform myself from ‘interested’ to ‘candidate’ I had to collect the signatures of 15 of my fellow engineers endorsing me for the position – or, since they wouldn’t be bound to support me if we actually had an election, endorsing me over an empty seat.

I collected 18 (the form had spaces for 18 in case some non-union engineer sneaks in by mistake). Yes, I physically walked up to 18 people (more than that, actually, I asked a few people who were Techs, and thus not eligible to sign due to arcane union rules) and asked them to sign something supporting me, personally. I wrote up a brief (84 words) statement about myself in case the race was contested.

And I did it in four hours, in between other tasks at work.

I’m sure it isn’t the shortest campaign in history but it was, in fact, a campaign.

Sure, I’ve been elected before. I held offices in APhiO and KGB in college, for example. However I never, that I remember, actually spent time trying to drum up support, no matter how fleeting. Candidate statements, if any, were brief and usually verbal-only during whatever meeting the elections were held at. Further, the offices were secondary positions. Secretary, Sergeant At Arms, Historian, and so on, rather than President, Treasurer, or some such. Staff officers, in military terms, rather than command positions. Well, one exception; I was the Chapter representative for an APhiO National Convention.

Council Rep is a very junior post too, but it is a command slot.

This position also has one other difference from any elected position I’ve had to date. It is a consciously chosen stepping stone to something larger – in this case, eventual participation in contract negotiations between SPEEA and Boeing.

OK, I only beat an empty seat. Still… everyone has to start somewhere.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Reporting Artifact

Every so often, I use what I consider a basic term in conversation or online and come across complete ignorance that the term even exists on the part of my audience. I will here attempt to define ‘reporting artifact’ for future reference.

One often sees in the news a report that ‘twice as many cases of cancer have been diagnosed as last year’. The natural conclusion is that twice as many people got cancer. This is, in fact, a conclusion COMPLETELY unsupported by the data presented. One way that it may be a false conclusion (there are several ways) is due to the possibility of a reporting artifact. In this specific case, suppose ten times as many people were screened for cancer as last year. Would the doubling of diagnoses in a such a case indicate an increase in cancer? Quite the opposite – that would indicate that the cancer is one fifth the prior year’s level. That is a reporting artifact. Broadly stated, if you find something more only because you LOOKED for it a LOT more, it is a reporting artifact. The flip side is too: if you stop looking for something and stop finding it that, again, is a reporting artifact.

Criminal statistics are particularly subject to reporting artifacts. The reason is quite simple: people do not always report crimes. Certain crimes are more likely to be reported than others; homicide, for example, produces a body which will usually be found at some point. Robbery produces no such gross physical evidence. You can not PROVE that a homicide has NOT occurred (unless you can produce everyone who might have been murdered), but the fact that bodies tend to turn up eventually and that people wonder what happened to the victim means we can reasonably conclude that the fact that a murder has happened becomes part of a statistical set most of the time. Not so with robbery – even if you could demonstrate that everything is where it should be that doesn’t prove there weren’t TWO robberies; the second reversing the perpetrator and victim of the first.

The situation is aggravated by the fact that most crimes go unsolved (especially minor ones) and reporting a crime has negative consequences even for the victim. If nothing else, paperwork and lost time. This produces a negative incentive to report a minor crime; if someone steals a small amount of your money you might be better off working to make more money rather than spending the same amount of time working with the police to solve the crime. The crime might never be solved, and even if it is you might not get your money back.

Rape is often recognized as an under-reported crime despite being much more serious. Some of the same factors are in play; what has been lost cannot be recovered, even if the assailant is found the “I say/you say” dynamic frequently prevents a conviction, and even a conviction provides no guarantee that the assailant will not rape someone else in the future. Toss in various cultural stigmata against the victim and the fact that to report the event they must discuss taboo issues with strangers. Yes, modern US culture has taboos.

Attempts to compare rape statistics are thus subject to a very high likelihood of reporting artifacts.

As noted above, disease and injury are another common place where reporting artifacts occur. Just about everyone who has a heart attack shows up in statistics somewhere (or so we can reasonably assume; again, we can’t prove it all that well). Just about anyone, however, knows someone who got a papercut. Most of them do not show up in statistics (ER visits, EMS calls, etc., though some people do in fact seek advanced medical treatment for papercuts – boy do I wish I was making that up). So if we have a statistic that shows that there are more reported heart attacks than paper cuts, does that mean that heart attacks are more likely? Probably not.

If we posted a reward for reporting paper cuts we would introduce yet another reporting artifact; people being people, someone will deliberately give themselves a paper cut in order to get the reward. If we are trying to collect data on accidental papercuts we have just distorted our data set.

Even polling can’t eliminate reporting artifacts; people will lie, or forget, or misunderstand what is being asked. So if we poll people about their papercuts, some will forget how many they’ve gotten, some will deny they went to the hospital, and some will assume that we were asking about all accidental cuts, not just ones from paper. Note this is for something with minimal emotional impact for most people. An issue with political or emotional overtones will usually be worse (gunshots, rape, etc.).

The root of a reporting artifact is that what happens is different from what is observed, and what is observed is different from what is recorded.

Reporting artifacts can be identified without allowing meaningful analysis, especially if multiple artifacts may be at work. Cracks in airplane wings happen. People often, but not always, find them. When they find them they usually, but not always, report them. If a regulatory agency tells operators to go look for specific cracks in specific places they are more likely to find those cracks. Big cracks are more likely to be reported than small cracks. 1st world airlines are more likely to find cracks than 3rd world airlines. 3rd world airlines are more likely to have cracks (older airplanes) than 1st world airlines. If a database lists ten times as many cracks in 1st world airplanes is it because 3rd world airlines aren’t finding them, or are finding them but not reporting them? Can we know the actual ratio of cracks? Can we prove that the 3rd world airlines have any significant number of unreported cracks? The last is possible, though only with extreme care could such information be used to determine a ‘real’ ratio.

That is the real problem of reporting artifacts: even if you can prove they exist, it is far harder to adjust for them.

Let all those who compare statistics beware.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Precedent

Lately, I’ve been noticing more and more appeals to precedent in arguments. Note, I’m not innocent of this myself.

The idea that precedent is definitive is, in my opinion, highly flawed. Precedent (assuming that it is, in fact, precedent and not something unrelated to the issue in question) is certainly relevant to a discussion or debate, but it should not be considered authoritative.

Precedent is what someone else, in an earlier time, in a similar but not identical situation (since no two situations can ever be TRULY identical), did. It does not mean, please note, that what they did was right or had a good outcome even then. If someone decided to round up six million Jews and kill them there’s a precedent for that. It would be a very, very bad precedent to follow.

Precedent is, however, worth noting. If you can extrapolate your future position from your current position without being informed by one or more precedents you are quite lucky. Most actions have unforeseen consequences. If you are able to look at the unforeseen consequences of similar actions to those you are contemplating in the past, then those particular unforeseen consequences won’t be unforeseen. They may still happen, of course, but at least you can try to prepare for them.

Precedent seems to be especially prevalent in the modern US judicial system, taking precedent (gotta love the English language) even over the written law. This often angers me. If nothing else, it should be noted that judicial precedents are often overturned. Surely something that is repeatedly shown to be flawed should not be relied upon?

As an engineer, of course, I use precedent every day. We call it ‘test results’ or something like that, but we operate on the basic premise that because something happened once (an object of such-and-such characteristics failed under such-and-such conditions) it can, and at some point probably will, happen again. If we have a lot of matching precedents (ten similar objects that all failed under similar conditions) we predict the future with confidence (another similar object will fail under the same conditions). Without precedent there would BE no engineering. You can’t do calculations without some basis to do them upon.

There is, however, a key difference. Engineering is quantified, and a chaotic element is hammered into the brains of up-and-coming engineers. Any good engineer allows a ‘factor of safety’ based on how good their precedents are and the consequences of failure. When precedents fail to be predictive we study them to learn why. And quantify that data and make it part of the NEW precedent.

Human lives are, at present, not subject to being quantified as individuals. The chaotic factors are too high, the variables too uncertain. Engineers can predict with very high confidence the minimum level of force and the application of it needed to destroy a piece of metal of known type. Not so human beings. Part of that is our variability – note the ‘of known type’ bit. If I don’t know whether I’m hitting aluminum or steel I have no idea how much force to apply. Without knowing the grade of steel and its characteristics (hardening? Temperature?) I likewise don’t know enough. Human beings are not so easily tabulated. Our actions are even less so.

Humans in groups are a little easier – as with any large system, the mistakes tend to cancel each other out. This is a basic principle of system engineering – you need not assume the worst case for all your material properties. Similarly you need not assume that all people are at the bottom end of the bell curve.

Again, though, there are parallels: good engineering insists on recognizing that some of your components WILL be at the bottom of spec (or even below it). We must also recognize that some humans in any large group will be at the bottom of the moral bell curve. They are our criminals.

There are, however, even more important divergences. Again, humans are not easily tabulated. If one is presented ten samples of a steel tempered to ten increasing levels of hardness, provided with data for all but the fifth and asked to predict the properties of the fifth an engineer can do this with high confidence. This is called interpolation, and is possible because one has carefully controlled all but a single variable. Multi-variable systems require many more data points, and have a strong tendency to have points of chaotic behavior. Many bridges had been built similar to the Tacoma Narrows Bridge (famously the ‘Galloping Girdy’). Only that EXACT bridge under those EXACT wind conditions was destroyed by resonance. The same bridge in another place might have lasted a hundred years. Had a dozen similar bridges been erected in the same place both ones of greater and lesser structural integrity would almost certainly have survived. A bridge of equivalent ‘strength’ but different design would have survived. Interpolation based on even very good data could easily have produced a failure like the GG (i.e. building multiple similar bridges in the same area in a range of stiffnesses, size, etc. bounding the intended design). A bridge is a complex system. So are people… except people are much worse.

Worst of all, humans, unlike any other material dealt with by engineers, are self willed. Steel does not WANT to break (or not break). A bridges does not CARE if it stands or falls. Again, I, like most engineers and non-engineers I know, routinely imply that this is not the case. We ascribe motivation to objects when they fail (or don’t fail when we expect them to), or blame it on the gods, take your pick. Humans may be aware they are being measured and their actions predicted and may choose to act on that information. Steel doesn’t know it is about to be cut, and can’t harden itself to resist (or soften itself to be ‘helpful’). Humans may choose to do either one.

And so we get back to my contempt for judicial precedent. Judicial precedent is an attempt to handle an individual by its nature – large groups are rarely involved. A single, original precedent is typically cited, rather than the body of decisions already based on that precedent. Again, note my contempt is not for the law – setting a standard is a necessary stage in gathering data. Worst of all, the huge range of variables present between any two human beings are routinely ignored in favor of a few similarities.

As yet, we cannot even truly deal with human bodies in engineering terms (most medicines, for all their extensive testing, would be considered to have unacceptably high failure rates in most engineering disciplines). Human brains are, from the limited evidence available, much worse.

I say, leave precedent to the engineers. The justice system can have it only after the medical system gets its error rate down.